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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Polish girls use vibrators? They're afraid of chipping their teeth."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can't climb the social ladder."

"You speak in haiku / That is VERY attractive / Said no girl ever"

"What is the lifespan of an owl? 6 1/2 books."

"What was one thing Nicholas the 2nd of Russia not good at? Czarcasm."

"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"

"I told my mom I was going to run away to Oklahoma. All she said was, ""OK"""

"Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong? Because the bong threatened to get him baked."

"A group of Africans were playing Chinese whispers one goes to the other 'Ebola, pass it on'"

"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."