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Joke of the Day
"You speak in haiku / That is VERY attractive / Said no girl ever"
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"What's the MOST offensive religious joke you know?"
"Where do two electrons race? On a circuit"
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"Met an old friend... I ran into an old friend the other day. He asked if I was getting any on the side. I told him, ""It's been a long time, but I didn't know they'd moved it over."""
"The oldest British joke (10th Century): What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key."