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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"Russell Crowe arrested for cannibalism After been asked by the judge did he have any regrets for eating the female victim, Russell shook his head and said he was ""Glad he ate 'er"""

"What's in an Irish 7 course meal? A 6 pack and a potato."

"Steve Irwin lived as he died With animals firmly in his heart"

"What happened to the tree when the lumber jack hit on it? It got all sappy"

"Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings? He went to Jared."

"I'm not sure who told bald guys they were required to have goatees, but they all fell for it."

"Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?"

"The Lord said unto John; ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster."

"when a skinny man goes diving what do you call it? skinny dipping"