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Joke of the Day
"What's white on top and black on bottom? Society!"
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"When a porn actress is rude at a restaurant, there's really nothing the staff can put in her food for revenge."
"What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!"
"Stop trying to make small talk with me in an elevator. It's 2013, .... Stare at your phone like a normal person."
"Don't read ""part a"" backwards. It's a trap."
"What song did Scar sing when he fixed his car horn? Beep Repaired I'll show myself out."
"Why did the cook go to jail? For beating the eggs and whipping the cream!"
"Parallel lines have got so much in common. It's a shame they'll never get to meet."
"I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging Ever since then, my muggings have been a lot more successful!"
"So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room And the doctor says, ""can I help you??"" The cannibal says, ""I'll have what she's having."""