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Joke of the Day

"What did the Jewish father say when his daughter asked for fifty bucks? What are you going to spend forty dollars on, I mean really why do you need thirty dollars?"

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"Grow it out for the summer Nice one liner I thought of today- What do you think? Should I grow my wrists out for the summer? Or cut them now?"
"The shutter speed of the iPhone 6's camera is so high... ...it can take a pic of a woman with her mouth shut"