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Joke of the Day
"Man walks into a zoo. There was only one animal. It was a dog. It's a shitzu."
Next Joke
"This Xanax script says I should take one daily as needed but I'm pretty sure they meant per child so, including the dogs, that makes five."
"What do you call Batman when he leaves church early? Christian Bale"
"What does a pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey! (Edit: Say it out loud if you don't get it)"
"Man who washes with dog toy becomes squeaky clean"
"No one shot Rick Ross - when you're that big you're BOUND to be hit by a random stray bullet now and then"
"What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach? Tan lines."
"Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they're gonna pay! You have my word!"
"What does Ellen Pao have in common with the girl's mom from 'The Sixth Sense'? The both have no idea why everyone stopped talking and just stared at her."
"There's a major at my university for Women's Studies There's one for Men's Studies too, but it's normally just called ""History"""