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Joke of the Day
"Now tell me how old your baby is in HOURS."
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"How long does it take for a Homeless man's stomach to be full? A couple of seconds."
"Went to a sausage party It was the wurst."
"Teacher: What is the unit of energy? Students: Yes!"
"What did Napoleon have up his sleevies? His armies!"
"A man was walking on a nude beach... A man with a foot long dick was walking on a nude beach when he was arrested by the police. The charge? Weapons of Lass Destruction"
"What's the difference between sand and menstrual blood? You can't gargle sand."