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Joke of the Day

"Oh is it really raining outside? Please post a status update for all of us with no windows."

"I used to be a missing cat Now I'm in a band"

"I always give 110%. Oops. Left out the decimal point. I always give 1.10%."

"so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants... ...and i didn't find any."

"Bobbing for apples is just waterboarding with fruit."

"I identify with sleeping... Yeah, I'm a nap-kin."

"How I fall asleep People get jealous of me because of how fast I fall asleep so I'm going to share my secret. First of all, ally you have to do is close your ey..."

"I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here: Echo Chamber"

"So a horse comes into a bar... wait crap, I meant a guy... So this horse cums in to a guy (credit to cyanide and happiness)"

"The Karma cafe has no menus. You get served what you deserve."