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Joke of the Day

"Did you know an NFL player was the first to land on the moon? He planted a flag, but a ref came by and picked it back up."

"Women are good for 2 things... Actually 3, if they take it in the ass."

"What do you get when you have sex with the Quaker Oats guy? Oatmeal Creme Pies."

"I went to read the dictionary, but... My aardvark had the exact same idea before me. He didn't really get far."

"Did you hear about the Chelsea team without a player? No Mata!!"

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"I gave my sister away at her wedding. I stood up & shouted ""SHE USED TO BE A MAN!"""

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."

"Bigamy is having too many wives But so is monogamy."

"Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball"