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Joke of the Day

"""A child's observation"" A child's observation: If a mother laughs at dad's jokes, we have guests."

"I like to stand near people on gluten-free diets and eat as much gluten as I can and say things like ""Mmmm, sweet gluten."""

"No, those pants don't make you look fatter. I mean, how could they?"

"If someone hits you with a coffee mug, have you technically been mugged?"

"GENIE: and for your first wish? ME: I wish that the end of every bag of chips was the start of another GENIE: holy shit!"

"Think about something positive! What's the first thing that comes to your mind? My HIV test."

"When I asked for screenshots, I meant using the PRT SCR button, not shaky pictures of the screen with your phone, you idiot."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."

"French Joke Q. What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up? A. The French Army."

"What do you call a German with no good inside? Guten free."