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Joke of the Day

"I went to the doctor today and he told me to stop masturbating so much. ""Why?"" I asked. ""Because I'm trying to examine you."""

"When I die I want my tombstone to say free WiFi so people will visit more often. I will also name the network ""HELP, I'M STILL ALIVE!"""

"For sale Dead Budgie Not going cheep"

"When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?"

"A girl asked her mom if it's true that babies come out of where men put there penises. Mom said yes that's true. The girl said but mom wouldn't that break my Jaw?"

"What's the difference between a sorority and a circus? A circus has a cunning array of stunts"

"My wife wanted a Christmas tree in every room But I said no way that's overkill. So we compromised and now there's a Christmas tree in every room."

"Did you hear what happened to Lot's wife? She got assaulted"

"Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn? He couldn't trust his hose."

"Yo mama is so fat that... The recursive function used to calculate her mass causes a stack overflow."