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Joke of the Day

"What is red and bad for your teeth? Bricks"

"What's snoop dogg's favorite time of day? High Noon."

"How did I get out of Iraq? I ran"

"You know that really private/embarrassing stuff you say to your girlfriend when no one else is around? Her friends know all that shit."

"Girl, did you take a massage therapy course at a community college with questionable credentials? Because you're rubbing me the wrong way."

"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"

"How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent? You've never heard of him."

"Two Elephants meet a totally naked guy After a while one elephant says to the other: ""I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"""

"I asked a German girl her number. Apparently, it was 999-999-9999."

"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."