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Joke of the Day
"i just cant stand peadophiles they're fucking immature arseholes"
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"What do you call a cat eating a girl out? Cannibalism"
"How can I face the problem? When my problem is my face!"
"""Rest this big wireless transmitter on your balls for several hours a day. I'm sure it's fine."" -- laptop computers"
"Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None. The Sociali--Democrats do that"
"Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!"
"What is a Fecalpheliac's favorite time of day? Ate Turdy"
"All the toys in Toy Story are pervs Their whole world and life revolves around being played with by little kids."
"Oh yeah I was in a gang in high school! Well not like a real gang, it was more of a Trigonometry Club. But we still flashed sines."
"Do you know the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.."