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Joke of the Day

"This year I got my wife the Baking Bible for Christmas because last year I got her the Baking Quran, which really blew up in my face."

"A woman walks into a Bar... She asks the barman for a double entendre, so he gives her one."

"I hope I don't have to face rich French Renaissance citizens as enemies in video games. They would be overpowdered."

"if school taught me to say no to fast food instead of drugs i'd be high as shit but not really fat which sounds cool"

"The past, the present & the future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"How do Australians find sheep in the long grass? Irresistible..."

"I dumped my gf as she had OCD Odorous Cunt Discharge"

"Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!"

"I'm pretty sure that the guy who wrote about the Apocalypse was a meteorologist."

"What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine? A washing machine only takes one load at a time."