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Joke of the Day

"My mind is exceptionally quiet.... I'm suspicious that I'm up to something i dont want myself to know about."

"Q. What are 2 girl chickens that fall in love? A. Lesbi-hens"

"Australians don't have sex... They mate"

"Boss: ""You're an hour late!"" Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: ""Haven't you heard?"""

"I don't own a turntable, for the record."

"So, this woman stopped to ask me if my hair color was ""supposed to look natural."" My hair is purple, guys. Purple."

"A man walks into a zoo. The only animal there is a dog. It is a shih tzu."

"if you have a cash bar at your wedding you should be embarrassed enough to never show your face in public again"

"Dingo: The dingo community is known for many other things TV Host: What are cooking for us today? Dingo: I'm making my famous baby coleslaw"

"Being an adult means I'm in charge of my own bedtime, and I've realized I'm not equipped to handle that responsibility."