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Joke of the Day

"American beer is like making love in a canoe it's fucking close to water *Monty Python, Live at the Hollywood Bowl*"

"What did man create that inevitably destroyed man itself? Reddit"

"What did one earthquake say to the other? ""I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"""

"r u a sheep becus ur baaaaad"

"Went to a zoo the other day. The only exhibit was a dog. it was a shitzu"

"If life gives you melons... You might be dyslexic."

"Mormon women Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29? Because 30 is too many!"

"Why don t women have men s brains? Because they don't have penises to put them in"

"What do you call a barn full of black people? A police shooting range."

"My tombstone will say, ""She was a people pleaser most of her life until one day she snapped and had to be taken out by the national guard."""