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Joke of the Day
"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."
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"Harambe memes have lost their popularity since the election... People's attention moved away from the death of a gorilla to the election of an orangutan!"
"In Starbucks a woman went sh*t house rat crazy when she got a double shot of espresso instead of the triple shot she ordered. I'm fine now."
"Even reddit goes down more often... than my girlfriend."
"Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you are donating blood."
"News: IKEA pledges 1 billion euros to help slow climate change. But knowing IKEA, it will take forever to put the money together."
"What type of knot do you tie in space? An astronaut."
"What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person? Would you pull that crap with a net?"
"Forgot my phone and had to write my tweets on paper and pass 'em around at the meeting. nnDidn't get any stars. nGot RT'd to HR."
"TIL That I Shouldn't have gone to law school, because everyone in /r/news already has their law degree"