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Joke of the Day

"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"

"A racist joke. Donald Trump"

"Tonight I made some synonym rolls Just like Grammar used to make"

"9/11 never forget 11/9 always regret"

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room, because it's black."

"Fish Joke of the Day I want to krill myself."

"In order to always win in rock, paper, scissors... Shoot."

"If you had a 12 inch dick sticking out of the middle of your forehead, how many inches of it would you be able to see? None. Your gigantic balls would be in the way."

"A black guy walks into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder The bartender then says ""Well that's special, where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" says the parrot"

"Whats the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids"