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Joke of the Day

"Do you guys remember Helen Keller jokes? What's your favorite one? I'll go. Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's a woman."

"Making everyone happy is impossible. But pissing them off is a piece of cake. I like cake."

"A new study shows body-image issues start as young as 3. How awful. That means 2-year-olds with gross bodies think they look okay."

"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."

"Work today had a sexual harassment seminar It was a real let down when I found out they weren't going to teach how to sexually harass."

"Why don't British people pronounce their T's? They left them in the Boston Harbor"

"Twitter is like a very demented game of The Sims. Everyday I check to see how my people are doing and make sure they're still alive."

"Why did the bicycle stop moving? Because it was two-tiered."

"Whats the difference between a feminist and a baby? At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up."

"What does a light bulb filled with gas?"