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Joke of the Day
"Facebook is in a relationship with the stock market and it's complicated."
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"Do you remember when the most annoying thing on the Internet was a dancing baby? Yeah, good times"
"Why is Oklahoma so windy? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows"
"Hell is filled with news anchors tapping stacks of papers on desks and engaging in lighthearted end-of-broadcast banter."
"Knock knock.... (Who's there?) Ellen Pao's Resume."
"I like my women like I like my coffee I don't like coffee"
"Why do women die from suicide five times less than men? Because they can't climb high enough on the corporate ladder."
"I'm so single, the variables I declare are double."
"How many Apple Geniuses does it take to change a lightbulb? None, we just swap out your whole house"
"Last night I was so drunk I blew chunks. Chunks is my dog."