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Joke of the Day
"What Do you get when you cross a kangaroo and a Sheep? A WOOLY JUMPER :)"
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"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."
"What does a pig put on his cut? Oinkment"
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"TOA! The Transvestites of America want to wish everyone a happy holiday season, remember to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"take me down to the paraphrase city where it's nice"
"What are the two saddest words of the English Language? 'What party? '"
"What I learned from Titanic was that you need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person you like cause you never know what might happen."
"the person who wrote the program that estimates how much time is left on a software update did not take their job seriously at all"