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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross a chief with a black belt? Kung Food!"
Next Joke
"surprise your partner in the bedroom by loudly turning into a helicopter"
"My mom and her church biddies have morphed Facebook's ""People you may know"" to ""People who likely cleaned your face with spit on a hanky."""
"You know something bad's gonna happen in a Law & Order when the electric guitar kicks in"
"Never yell about your hatred towards black eyes at a NAACP convention."
"WebMD is a Choose Your Own Adventure book where every single story ends in malignant cancer"
"We're pregnant? Why stop there couples? Why not we're constipated? Or we're on our period? Or we're disgustingly phony in public together?"
"Does a bear pope in the woods?"
"STEAK AND SEX A: What does a good steak have in common with good sex? B: They're both very rare."
"I'm worried about my friend My friend has just be diagnosed as a Polaroid Schizophrenic. It developed quickly."