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Joke of the Day

"Know what's the best part about my supervisor having an identical twin? I get to watch him die twice."

"Using a butter knife on steak... it just doesn't cut it."

"""Yes, I'd like to buy this EXTRA SMALL condom, please."" ""Sir, that's a sleeping bag."""

"What do you call a psychic midget that broke out of jail? A small medium at large"

"What do you call an American white guy in a Christmas sweater? A Christmas cracker"

"I might go to the airport and hold up a sign that says ""BABES"" and hope I get lucky."

"I've been studying the Cold War and nuclear weapons for history class non-stop... ...it's driving me MAD."

"Mail from Grandma: FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:FW:No subject"

"Is it hard to spot a cheetah? No, they come that way."

"Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night? Because he was resisting a rest."