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Joke of the Day

"I might go to the airport and hold up a sign that says ""BABES"" and hope I get lucky."

"Whats the differance between a terrorist and a yiddish mama? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."

"Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves."

"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."

"Single people think marriage is just a word ... Once you are married you realize it's a sentence."

"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."

"What do you call smutty pictures of birds? Pornithography."

"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."

"90% of the steps on my FiBit are just me wandering around looking for my keys"