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Joke of the Day
"Why was the man sent to prison after staying up all night? Because he was resisting a rest."
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"A man went to the vet for advice to curb his racist dog that kept barking at his Asian neighbour. ""Muzzle him"" the vet advised. The man paused, and exclaimed, ""could be, he does have a big beard"""
"What do you call a psychic midget that just escaped prison? A small medium at large."
"I should buy a 26.2 sticker! for my nose..."
"Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off..."
"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"I overdosed on viagra once it was the hardest day of my life"
"My girlfriend said she bought the lingerie for me, but then got upset when I put it on... I dont get women."
"A black man and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? The cop"
"No wonder Satan hates humanity... We draw him as the ugliest goat alive"