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Joke of the Day

"At a business meeting: ""How about SuperCupid?"" ""No, expectations will be too high"" ""GreatCupid?"" ""Lower"" ""Uhhh, OKCupid?"" ""Brilliant"""

"Why did the man on a lake full of docks build another one He felt the peir pressure"

"""Hey, How was your Blind date?"" ""Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls Royce!""......""What's so terrible about that?"".....""He was the original owner!!!"""

"Virginity is not dignity, but lack of opportunity."

"Why does it smell so bad in Russia? Everybody loves Putin!"

"TIFU getting fired from the calendar factory All I did was take a day off."

"Which art piece won the Texas Muhammad cartoon contest? Two chalk outlines."

"""Oh, not much, just grooming my magnificent, powerful wings, you?"" -Pegasus every time a normal horse calls him"

"Maybe she's born with it... maybe it was a sex change."

"When a tramp, covered in his own piss shouts at you, you don't take it personally. So why are you ever offended by idiots on Twitter?"