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Joke of the Day
"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."
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"Why is it called the 18th hole and not the final fore"
"What do a puppy and a near sighted gynecologist have in common? A wet nose."
"The good news is that there is baseball in heaven... The bad news is that you're pitching on Friday."
"Sure, white people can't say the n-word, but.... At least we can say, ""Hey dad"" and ""Thanks for the warning officer."""
"I like my coffee like I like my men. Sweet and delicious and makes me feel awesome at first but then I feel like shit and end up sitting on the toilet regretting my life choices."
"Father walks in son's room and catches him masturbating........ Father says, ""Son if you don't stop that you'll go blind."" Son responds, ""Dad, I am over here."""
"""What should we name them?"" Grapes ""And what about these?"" Grapefruits ""I see. So one is a larger version of another?"" Not at all ""Perfect"""
"My problem is that all food is comfort food"
"TERRIBLE INVENTION PITCH: decaf Red Bull"