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Joke of the Day

"I remember, before kids, saying funny things like, ""my kids won't be watching TV and they most certainly won't be eating chicken nuggets!"""

"How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the Fresh Prints."

"Acorns must come from France. That would explain the tiny berets."

"The Republicans asked the Democrats what it would take to stop being considered stupid. The democrats said ""Just put forth one presidential candidate who can make a brain surgeon look like an idiot."""

"Did you hear about the two deaf men who walked into a bar? Neither did they."

"Yelled at some skinhead today & he was all like ""chemotherapy, dude"" & I was like, ""whatever, racist"" cause sometimes you gotta take a stand"

"Female Masturbation My woman told me that she would never play with her self when she was on her period. . But I caught her red handed !!"

"most vending-machine shaking incidents are elaborate coverups by people who don't want to be seen hugging the machine and saying i love you"

"Please can anyone remind if the world has ended? I need to add it to the minutes for my gay agenda."

"I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn't do it anymore."