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Joke of the Day
"A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. The police are looking into it."
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"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."
"I'm a really green person, but only because I hate the oceans."
"""Tens of Thousands of Ants Killed"", reads the headline of Ant Daily newspaper every single day. It is hard to be an ant."
"I wanted to get my sex change reversed from a woman back to being a man... ...but I didn't have the balls to go through with it."
"Someone stole my................... Someone stole my mood ring, I don't know how I feel about that."
"I wrote a program to do my acounting It works really well, it said there are 3 in this sentence."
"This morning I had a swollen testicle. ""I'd have simply preferred toast,"" I told my wife."
"Why can't woman drive? Because there are no roads from the bedroom to the kitchen!!"
"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."""