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Joke of the Day

"If you make a new sex position, do you get to name it? If so, I'll call it The Laptop. Internet required, partner is not."

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"Italian WWII Tank for Sale It has 5 speeds; 4 are reverse."
"Wife: Whatya doin? Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber? M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST?"
"The cost of living has gone up so much that my wife is now having sex with me as she can't afford the batteries now !!'"
"What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus."
"How do you stop an Albanian tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."
"[interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY"
"What's the difference between Bono and Jesus? Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono."
"Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if your name was Mweauuuuuaoooeeo"
"How does a cat tell time?? In meowers"
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