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Joke of the Day
"My couch has gotten so much ass today."
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"The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial. #1PUN"
"What did the guy with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip"
"What is the speciality of Alan Turing? He was homogeneous"
"Meet George Jetson His Boy Elroy Daughter Judy Jane his wife Just kidding, obviously. I'll send the real lyrics tomorrow. Do not use these."
"When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!? Ah horse apples!"
"What is the difference between a sandwich and a baby? I don't have sex with the sandwich before I eat it !"
"What's the difference between the charismatics and the nacists? 45"
"I had a dream where I was a car muffler... It was exhausting."
"Don't try to understand women. Women understand women, that's why they hate each other."