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Joke of the Day
"How do you take the letter ""f"" out of the word ""way""? There is no f in way"
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"The theme song for my sex life is ""With or Without You."""
"HER: I love sweater weather ME: *holding up an umbrella to protect us from falling sweaters* It's that time of year again already?!"
"I felt like I was just a statistic, so I went to see a psychologist... She diagnosed me with multiple personality disorder. Now I feel like a distribution."
"What do you call a silent cow canned beef"
"Safety first. Just kidding, coffee first. Safety's like third or fourth."
"Me: hey girl r u an earthquake Her: aw bc I rock ur world? Me: no bc your unpredictability threatens the entire foundation of my existence"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! China ! China who? China late isn't it? !"
"What kind of doctor does a duck visit? A Ducktor."
"How often do I tell chemistry jokes. Periodically"