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Joke of the Day

"My celebrity status application was denied Because I marked ""no"" in the section saying ""I support clobbering women"""

"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."

"Why did Kanye West blow up the bakery? Because no one man should have all that flour."

"How do you define a farmer? Someone that's outstanding in their field."

"My favorite gift to girls... is PTSD."

"Amy Schumer has died in a gravy flood she got her ears pierced."

"Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white? A: So he can tell if he is coming or going."

"My narcissistic friend just became an organ donor... because ""who wouldn't want a piece of this body?"""

"I'd sit on Ellen Pao's face... ... Just so I wouldn't have to look at it."

"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."