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Joke of the Day
"Why the hate for necromancers?T They're just trying to raise a family."
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"What do you call an origional joke on r/jokes Mine"
"..so in a technical sense, they're only relatively bad. My jokes are so bad, they sometimes appear to violate causality.."
"You say potato and I say... Who are you and why are you saying potato to me?"
"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."
"It's getting colder and colder outside, and my wife does nothing but looks through the window. If it goes on like this any longer, I think I will have to let her in."
"Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for a night. Make a fire with someone and they'll be warm for the rest of their life."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim denim denim.."
"The name ""groundhog"" suggests the presence of sea and skyhogs and I am not sure how I feel about that."
"What type of fruit is impossible to marry? Cantaloupe"