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Joke of the Day

"HE: Look My Sweety, a star is falling.... Make a wish quick!!! SHE: To Get Married with you my love <3 He: Ohh Sweetheart... I think that was just an airplane light :D"

"Police in Mississippi shoot a man :( He had accidentally set himself ablaze, and police opened fire because he was waving fire arms in the air :)"

"I was wondering why the Frisbee was getting bigger Then it hit me"

"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""

"It's weird that 'coward' doesn't mean ""towards a cow"". *sips wine*"

"A prostitute runs out of a chicken coop and says ... ""Well, that's the last time I do *that* for two cocks!"""

"Why did the cucumber blush? Because it saw the salad dressing."

"I haven't bought an iPhone with Siri yet because I have a fear of talking to women."

"""I don't like the taste of water."" - first world problem"

"What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult? A torn ACL"