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Joke of the Day
"When is a car not a car? When it turns into a parking lot."
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"Two friends were walking down the road, won took a crap and shit slid out. Her friend said that aint shit that my cunt"
"What do you call a sexist masseuse? A massage-ynist."
"What's the oldest red wine in America? ""Give us back our land!"""
"How do you cut the sea in half? With a seesaw (I'll see myself out)"
"Theres 3 types of people. Those who post old jokes on reddit, and those who can count."
"Why is the media making such a big deal about the olympic swimmer's period? It's a perfectly normal female body function that, according to my wife, occurs 2-3 times per month."
"My professor accused me of plagiarism His words, not mine."
"What is The Fonz's blood type? A"
"Remember when you were young and everything was new and you were filled with optimism and hope? Anyway here's a new thing to buy from Apple."