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Joke of the Day
"The Jerk Store called... and they're running out of you! (thought about this joke all day)"
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"It's unfair to call me lactose intolerant when you consider what I'm willing to go through for lactose."
"Just thought of this burn Your dick is so small, when you piss it sounds like Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff."
"I Got Banned From /r/twoxchromosomes I guess I am too male to understand (Y)."
"Why didn't the pretty woman walk down the street? Quadraplegic, terrible car crash ...but she still suck dick for money!"
"Why did the cell phone need glasses? Because it ran out of contacts."
"What does a Knight do at night? Nighty Night"
"They told me to dress for the job I want, not for the job I have. They fired me the next day because I dressed for a blowjob. I'll show myself out..."
"Give a man a fish, he can eat for a day. Give a man another fish, ""Hey man where's that fish I gave you Monday? YOU ATE IT?! IT WAS A PET!!"""
"Q: How do you make five pounds of fat look good? A: Put a nipple on it."