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Joke of the Day

"Just thought of this burn Your dick is so small, when you piss it sounds like Wile E. Coyote falling off a cliff."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Alickalotapuss"

"What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream? Grand Theft Gelato"

"Why do North Korean statesmen make for bad lovers? Because they won't hold a public erection."

"How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!"

"What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics? Albums released through California penal records."

"My dick's like Pizza Hut... Kids eat for free."

"Here's a tip: When making sad face emoticons, use :( If you use ): that means your mouth fell off and a frisbee is lodged in your forehead"

"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""

"My maths teacher told me to draw a square. Instead I drew a circle. He said ""That's terrible, go and stand in the corner!"" I said ""where's that?"" *- Tim Vine*"