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Joke of the Day
"Why does snoop dog need an umbrella? Fo' drizzle...."
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"I don't know why you are complaining about your appearance, your personality is even worse."
"[using Ouija Board] ""Will i ever find true love--"" ""NEW GHOST WHO DIS"""
"Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese? Because he's not a rat."
"The only thing worse than girls going after the ""Bad Boy"" is today's perception of what a Bad Boy is."
"Ill never try suicide again! Last time I almost killed myself"
"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."
"Why is Santa Clause always so Jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"#ReplaceBandNamesWithChicken Chicken (Weezer), Chicken (Rush), Chicken (Journey), Chicken (Kansas), Chicken (Radiohead), Chicken (Hole), Chi"
"""I don't follow her so whatever you do, don't LIKE one of her Instagram photos or she'll know we're looking at them."" -Why 2015 is confusing"