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Joke of the Day

"Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!"

"I just invented a new catch phrase What's yer Rush Limbaugh? Get back to me immediately and tell me if you love it or just like it."

"If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door who do you let in first? - The dog. He'll shut up once you let him in."

"So I ran into a guy named Juan Williams yesterday... Isn't he the guy who wrote the music for Star Juars?"

"Why couldn't the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe."

"What is a Trump supporters favourite exercise? White power walking!"

"What do you call an Indian guy who's seen it all? Been-there Done-that Sorry if it's been posted before but I just heard it from my Indian friend and thought I'd share"

"Confucious say Man walking down the street carrying a 5-disc CD changer... ...is either walking to or from the Salvation Army."

"*Jesus multiplies a loaf of bread for the masses* From the back: Actually I'm gluten free now. Jesus: ughhh, someone get me a fish"

"Whales in a bar Two whales walk into a bar. The first one says, ""OUUHHHHWAHHHHHHH OUHHHHHHH AHHHH"" and the second one replies, ""Shut up Steve, you're drunk!"""