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Joke of the Day
"Why did Rolf Harris leave Animal Hospital? He heard they were getting hares and lost interest!"
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"Date tip: buy a calendar"
"From my 5 year old: Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange Who? Orange you glad I love you? All my awws."
"What's black and screams like fuck? Stevie Wonder answering the iron."
"I used to be addicted to soap but I'm clean now."
"What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand? Cows-mopolitan!"
"me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched ""The Wedding Planner"""
"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."
"My friend got drunk on Candy the other day. He said it was liquor-ish"
"My uncle went to Ireland on holidays but didn't have time to go to Clare. He really wanted to see Moher"