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Joke of the Day
"So I just had sex for one dollar Talk about a real bang for your buck"
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"After being shown around, the prison warden was asked for his opinion on the prisoners' new creative writing class. ...""It has its prose & cons"""
"Subway Did you use to work at subway, because you just gave me a foot-long."
"Note to self: I am a note"
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"Very Funny My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"I was never great with girls but I have standards... I don't date ugly girls... I make them fucking ugly..."
"I'm against cloning. It's Adam and Eve, not Adam and Adam and Adam and Adam."
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"Why was the beaver homeless? He just couldn't give a dam."