79925
Joke of the Day
"The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts."
Next Joke
"Why is it okay when a woman has sex with someone half her age, but when a man does it, it's awesome?"
"What do you call a magic owel? Hoo-Dini!"
"I have stopped debating with master since the day ... ... I subscribed /r/nofap. Got to keep up with the community."
"What do you call an old film composer? Hans Zimmer-frame"
"Have you ever been fooled by the MAF method? MAF = Make-up + Angle + Filter"
"If you're hot I'm going to follow you. nnnnJust like I do on twitter."
"How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree? If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded."
"Donald Trump and I have a lot in common People like him, but nobody knows why"
"Donald Trump was born a year after Hitler died. I now believe in reincarnation."