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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram? Memory loss."
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"If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently."
"Boy in the hospital, dying of cancer and grandma misplaces her glasses at the store and buys the first card she finds ""Get Good Soon"" [8]"
"Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Because he was outstanding in his field."
"What do gay horses eat? Horse dick"
"What's the scariest path? The psychopath"
"""Alright they've left for vacation lets rob em"" Oh shoot their porch lights are on ""So what we literally watched them leave"" Rules are rules"
"I told my wife that Leonard Nimoy, Mr. Spock died. She said, ""May the force be with him."""
"I just found out that my sweater was made by indonesian slave children And i must say they did a wonderful job"
"Don't be afraid to put yourself out there. The worst that can happen is embarrassment, social shame and everyone thinking you're an idiot"