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Joke of the Day

"What happens when you play a country song backwards? He finds his dog, his truck gets fixed, and his woman comes home."

"goals for 2016: 1) spend more time with my son 2) learn about his fav video games 3) defeat him 4) become video game household champion"

"I was doing my online shopping the other day and bought one hundred bottles of tipex. I made a really big mistake!"

"Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf."

"What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer? The taste. I'll show myself out."

"So I found a Chinese pet carer... He said he would wok my dog for me"

"Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu"

"TIL I have something in common with Russell Wilson. [We're both not having sex with Ciara](http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/football/russell-wilson-ciara-aren-sex-article-1.2283745)"

"Girl I like keeps putting me in the ""dad zone"" Good thing this weekend is Father's Day."

"What's a frog's favorite place on the internet. ""Reddit."""