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Joke of the Day

"Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu"

"Did you hear about the guy who had his whole left side cut off? He's all right now."

"I hung a horseshoe above the door for goodluck. My wife still came home. Superstitions are stupid."

"7y: mummy, how long have you been married to daddy? Me: 7 years 7y: how long have you got left?"

"Do you want to buy a broken barometer? No pressure.."

"Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get the chinese newspaper. Do you get it??? No??? Me neither, I get the Daily News."

"why are people scared of getting old you get motorized wheelchairs and giant barrels of drugs"

"What do ISIS and Little Miss Muffett have in common? They both have curds in their whey!"

"What goes, ""Pieces of Nine, Pieces of Nine""? A parroty error"

"What's a pirates favorite letter? *arrrrrrr?* you'd think that but it's actually P, because with out it they'd just be irate."