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Joke of the Day

"Asiana Airlines will be filing a lawsuit against KTVU for its inappropriate and racist names that were falsely broadcasted mid day Friday 7/12... ....said Asiana's attorney Wi Su Yu"

"OK I GOT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS WHOLE HILLARY EMAILS THING. TURNS OUT THEYRE LIKE A FAST KIND OF MAIL THAT GOES IN THE COMPUTER."

"I came up with a shoe company that specializes in selling oversize shoes Which is no small feat"

"Million dollar idea: Hookers selling ice cream, I'll call the store sexual flavors."

"Life is like a jar of jellybeans Everyone hates the black ones."

"What if all countries have ninjas, and we only know about the Asian ones because they suck?"

"A Limbo dancer married a Locksmith yesterday... ...the wedding was low key."

"Willie: ""I have an awful toothache."" Tommie: ""I'd have it taken out if it was mine."" Willie: ""Yes if it was yours I would too."""

"What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs? [**I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)"

"Sorry about all of the alcohol and drugs, my body, but I took two sips of water before I fell asleep so we're good."