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Joke of the Day

"After wandering for 10 years in the Desert, a man finally stumbles upon a remote brothel. This was his return to syphilisation."

"Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? Well, the people in Dubai don't like the Flinstones, but the people in Abu-Dhabi-Do."

"The inflight movie on my trip home was Pixels. We had two walk outs."

"I want a sandwich in the streets and a sandwich in the sheets."

"My ex was an absolute treasure and by treasure I mean you'll need a shovel and map to find him."

"A British man is visiting Australia. The man at customs asks him ""Do you have a criminal record?"" The British man replies ""I didn't think you'd need one to get into Australia any more."""

"A guy never feels more like a pussy than when he's wearing a helmet while driving a motor scooter."

"Fact: Children can hear at a higher frequency than adults. How no one has developed an effective child-repellant yet is beyond me."

"At what age do you think it's appropriate... ...to tell a highway it's adopted?"

"I can't stand when people say a babies age in months after a year old. ""Yeah he's 29 months old"", B$tch don't make me do math."