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Joke of the Day
"Artist Prince has passed away at the age of 57 I guess this is what it sounds like when doves cry."
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"""Damn girl! I think you're giving me mesothelioma cuz yo ass bestest!"""
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"All the jokes about iPhone 6S are just slightly improved jokes about iPhone 6."