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Joke of the Day

"Migrants are no longer welcome in the Greek island of Lesbos... as some people munched up the red carpet."

"Listen guys, I know this sub is all in good fun, but I don't think it's right to be making dumb jokes about obese people. They already have enough on their plates."

"I booked a taxi today When it arrives I threw up a Nazi salute. I bet no one's thought of heiling a cab before"

"I like my women how I like my toll pass Funded and mounted"

"""Go ahead, caller. . ."" ""Yes, hello. My dog dug up a femur and I'd like to make soup. Would you suggest carrots or potatoes?"""

"I'm just hoping Angelina Jolie hooks-up with Val Kilmer... the ""Vagelina"" headlines would be priceless!"

"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."

"I want to marry a girl named Jane So that when our kids act out, I can just say it runs in the janepool."

"We gave our children old-fashioned names... Our little boy is Hunter and our little girl is Gatherer. - Brian Kiley"

"What did the dog use to make his kite? Flypaper."