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Joke of the Day

"men: women are very hard to read women: actually, we just want- men: such complex creatures women: if u just liste- men: so mysterious"

"Timmy was a chemist's son. But Timmy is no more. What Timmy thought was H2O was H2SO4."

"Sugar is the only word in English language in which ""Su"" is pronounced as ""Shu"". I am pretty sure about it."

"the road to Failure is paved with Doritos."

"When i apply to the job... Interviewer: So why do you want this job? Me: Well, I've always been really passionate about not starving to death."

"My computer just said ""Hello"" to me I think it's a Dell."

"I went to a fancy dress party as a calendar A guy came up to me and said ""Your days are numbered"""

"[DIRTY] Eye exam Eye specialist: ""Sir, you need to stop masturbating."" &nbsp; Patient: "" Oh my God, is it ruining my eyesight?"" &nbsp; Eye specialist: ""No. It's disturbing the other patients."""

"how do you make holy water boil the hell out of it"

"Did you hear about the little guy compelled to clap in time whenever he was on the Paris underground? He was a Metro gnome."