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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points"
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"Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party? I told her that drinks were on the house"
"""Oh, THANK GOD. I'm still a dog"" What dogs probably think when they wake up from one of their little nightmares"
"If you buy a house off Craig's List, it comes with a free serial killer."
"""Will I ever live in a clean house again?"" *shakes magic 8 ball *magic 8 ball explodes and makes a mess"
"""And the Lord said unto John......."
"Trump is the next president of the United States. Thanks Obama."
"Why did the.. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side"
"When God made raccoons he was like do you want to be an old timey burglar or a trash digger. Too slow. You're both now."
"You'll find there's truly so much beauty in the world if you'll just look at the right desktop wallpaper websites"