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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points"
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"I come from a family of failed magicians I have 2 half sisters"
"Ten: Number of fingers children have. Twenty-six: Number of fingers children have when you try to put gloves on them."
"A telephone rang. ""Hello! Is your phone number 444-4444?"" ""Yes, it is,"" came the reply. ""Thank Goodness! Could you call 911 for me? I super-glued my finger to the phone."""
"A swimmer and a shark walk into a dive bar They had a great time. Fin."
"*appears in puff of smoke at a public pool* ""Warning, what you're about to see may shock you!"" Hey! What are y- *touches live wire to water*"
"What's the difference between a man and a margarita? A margarita hits the spot every time."
"Him: Boo! Me: Did you just call me your Boo? Him: I was scaring you! Me: Mission accomplished. *backs away*"
"What's Trump's favorite Pink Floyd album? The Wall. Huehuehue"
"Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory."