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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ? A triangle has three points"
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"MEN 'N' LIGHTBULBS How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, men will screw anything."
"There are 10 types of people... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"I just turned my iPhone into an iPad simply by holding it closer to my face."
"Acid shoes I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"
"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."
"Twitter is the only place where you're thrilled when a complete stranger starts following you."
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"
"So I am a poet and a novelist challenges me to a fight... So I say ""Come at me, prose"""